是机缘 还是巧合

多年不见 再见不算是朋友



不是因为我冲动 也不是因为一时糊涂

四年前至今日的感情 依然埋藏在心里

不是我不愿和你告白 而是我不能如此



你明了我的意愿 我更懂你的心动

就算远 就算快 我只想真正地爱你



今天的拥抱 溶解我四年的思念

近距离的接触 让我能更贴近你

即使你无法接受 我已心满意足

在第一大酒店柜台登记时，服务员需要第三者的身份证明，所以我妈索性用我的身份证...

“这个才十五岁，不能！”

“这位已经二十多岁了，你看清楚一点！”

“哦，对不起...”


警官忙，所以我也直接进入赌场，谁知却被人喝...

"Eh eh eh, you tak boleh masuk!"

"Kenapa?"

"You belum cukup umur lagi!"

"I sudah lebih 21 lah!"

"Tunjuk IC dulu!"

"Nah, IC..."

"Betul ini IC you kah? You punya gambar nampak macam 16 saja."

"Inilah IC saya, Genting card pun ada. Nah, tengok!"

"Rupa you nampak muda lah! Makan apa ni? I ingat you baru 17 saja, tau tak"

"... + |||"


除了无言，还是无言！

2008年对肖鼠的我来说并不是好年, 是是非非可真多

原本以为还有十天就可以度过是非年，可是还是遇上了麻烦

应该是最近有点Desperate! 常开玩笑说“撞他，撞他屁股（车尾）”

今天不是我撞他人屁股，而是他人用屁股来撞我！

有够衰的...

这位小女孩在皇后湾广场底层停车场里

突然发现有停车位

她没注意后方，直接踩油门倒退直到“碰”一声巨响

她才恍然大悟...

还好她知道是她的错

也做出了赔偿

只是我的车... 又被撞了...

If you would like to add me to your MSN, please bear in mind on following issues:-

* I hate people nudge me in MSN most!
~ It's rude and may I know who do you think you are? I only allow my close friend to nudge me!

* I hate people asking me "why do you reply me so late, you don't wanna talk to me?", "am I "Fan" u?"
~ I'm not here to chat with only you, please!

* I hate people added me without telling me where they have got my MSN
~ If you know where to get my MSN, you would know where did you get my MSN, GET IT?!

* I hate people added me without telling me their identity
~ I would rather talking to myself, at least I know who I am

* I hate people acting like he/she is my damn best friends or know me f*cking well!
~ Hello, I just got to know you!

* I hate people calling me his/her bro when I NEVER admitted he/she is
~ Did I admit that you are my bro/sis? C'mon dude, GET to KNOW me MORE before you called!

* I hate people burdening my pressure by "telling" me how suffer he/she is
~ You can tell me that you are SIEN but not telling me "...." and "....", what the f*ck is that?! Dotting or telling? Or speechless-ing?


Recently there are few bloggers added me to their MSN without requesting for prior approval, that's still fine as I already knew them from blogs. But there are few has pissed me off, and I'm f*cking mad about their attitudes and behaviours!

Please go close to the mirror to have a look and ask yourself what the F*CK you want!

Otherwise, go to the nearest pond, it is wide and big enough for you!